The Hangover

The Hangover is the worst movie ever. There is a tiger playing a major role. A tiger. Who apparently can't act since he's replaced by a puppet during his most challenging scenes. The presence of a French Bulldog apparently impersonating a stuffed animal does little to make up for it. I’ve said it before, dogs: it’s up to us to turn these roles down (strange how it always seems to be the non-sporting breeds who take them; natch).The story, if you can call it that, is about three betas who lose their friend, and then don’t have the sense to put their noses to the ground and sniff him out.

People are apparently spending their money to go see this. Makes me glad dogs don’t have money.